The Only Good Injun

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I GOT HIM IN A LITTLE BIT

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From: Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:59 PM
Subject: Re: The Only Good Injun
To: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>


Keith and Jessica were two people I trusted to paint my house better than you. Shows what I think/thought about you.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:55 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Keith and Jessica?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:55 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Dis U?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:53 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
You're running Doug. In the woods. AWAY FROM ME

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:51 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
No, you just missed it, Vicki. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:50 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
He ignored the one about his lying nephew who's pretending to be a girl. AN INJUN INJURER

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:49 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
An injuneer?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:48 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Instead of playing a poet BE AN ENGINEER

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:47 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Yes, they are vapid hollow meaningless words that I say to entertain both you and me. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:46 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
SHUT UP. Do you know what a waste of time your words are?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:45 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Wait am I the curtains in this analogy?  Are you going to hang me? Is that what Keith and Jessica became…Curtains?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:44 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
I think you're confused. The old me you knew was married. Imagine trying to hang curtains with a 300 pound shark biting you. That was what trying to succeed with her in my life was like.

I'M FREE NOW. YOU ARE DEAD

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:42 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Machiavelli ain't got shit on me.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:41 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Nice try.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:38 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
WOmensa disagrees. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:35 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
YOU ARE ALSO STILL A STUPID RETARD WHICH WAS THE IMPORTANT PART OF THE LAST MESSAGE

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:32 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I lost about 40 lbs since the pandemic started. So suck it. 

PS I'm still fat. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:29 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
SHUT UP YOU FAT STUPID MENSA RETARD.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:27 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I already have Caleb  signed on for the FreeIndigenousWomen concert in Manitoba. He's going to take care of the rest. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:25 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
YOU 

I know what I am doing. 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO START DOING TOWARDS THE GOAL OF ME MEETING AVRIL LAVIGNE AND YOU GETTING WHATEVER REWARD YOU WANT AT THE END OF READING THIS SENTENCE?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:23 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Convince her to do a show for the indigenous communities of Canada. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:21 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
I am going to send you emails, and you are going to reply as fast as Geronimo after a Navajo, and I will get her. And you will get yours.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:15 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
AVRIL not CONGRESS

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:09 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
GARBLED retransmit

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:06 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I think that out capturing October will lead to infamy, not fame. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 12:04 PM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
I WANT HER. HELP ME GET HER TO EARN YOUR FAME.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:52 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Hmm. This is news to me. I have lost interest in her. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:51 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
*they're long divorced

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:50 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
I have to block you again.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:50 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Ok, I've reached her. She and I are going to go out to dinner behind Chad's back. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:48 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
I haven't read this reply yet. Here is where you're likely to fuck up. And another one. If both aren't a waste of my time I'll be surprised. DO SOMETHING don't talk it.

And I didn't need to read it. When you make contact with someone NOT her agent that knows her closely let me know.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:47 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
First, I will contact deadly dick. I will use his connections to reach nickel back. They will have access to November without all the hassle of agents. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:39 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Attack

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:39 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Maybe close enough.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:34 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I'm the whole fucking ship. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:28 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
I can't use you if you are an anchor.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:27 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Exactly, center ass. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:26 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
You aim for the ass of boy.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:25 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I aim for center mass. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:25 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
*Aim small, hit big.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:24 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
And that's April to you.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:11 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Yes, collect Avril and deliver her to the safe house. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:10 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
You're wasting my time again. You know the objective. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 11:09 Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I think NY somewhere. Literally the only show not in Texas. He's back though. I knew he'd make it. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:08 AM Frank Underwood <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Where?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 11:07 Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:

Until I have backstage passes to this event, I won't even consider accepting a position in your office. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:05 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I'll contact Pierre Desperaux. He has binders full of women. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:04 AM Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Well Doug, if you like girls so much, help me recruit my intern(s). You can have the ones I dont want.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 11:03 Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Doug loved Rachel. He was super straight and manly. Frank banged dudes. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 11:02 AM Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
If you a job Doug you can call Seth. He's looking for a boyfriend. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 11:01 Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
You realize this isnt a TV show?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 11:00 Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
You realize frank dies before Doug, right?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 10:59 AM Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
I say, you're fired Doug. You can join Peter shortly. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 10:58 Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
It says you're fired Doug.

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 10:57 Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
It means what it says.



On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 10:56 Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
You are obsessed. Does this mean you have moved on from disposing of the homeless in the west fork (RIP Keith & Jessica) and taken to targeting trans performers at Vice Versa? 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 10:53 AM Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 10:45 Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
The final amount we split was 100k even essentially. A little more. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 10:31 AM Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
If you got after it was over less than 100k you get an F

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 10:29 Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
The amount of money that went into a Sturm Family etc bank account(s) was?

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 10:28 Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Firm got it? 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021, 10:04 Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Yes, but it was enjoyable. The realtor slipped a closing cost thing in the contract and I missed it. So I raised hell the following day and told them I was pulling out if they didn't do something about it. So, they gave up their commission. The brokerage firm got the money and they got the shaft. That's how a REAL business man does it. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 9:37 AM Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
DOUG: "I sold it within a week of listing it myself on Zillow. No realtor."
FRANK: "You sold it within two years of trying."

DOUG: "Except the buyers' and I ended up fucking them out of their commission."
FRANK: "Except."

DOUG: "Really was an enjoyable experience."
FRANK: "That's what she said."

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 7:31 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I sold it within a week of listing it myself on Zillow. No realtor. Except the buyers' and I ended up fucking them out of their commission. Really was an enjoyable experience. 

On Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 6:37 AM Jim Weinstein <jweinstein3438@gmail.com> wrote:
Not you.

Dear Mediocrity Forever,

I can't believe you sold your farm. Wow. I fixed my house from 1/4 destroyed and sold it in two months. You are ineffective and try for nothing great.

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